Welcome, fellow tea enthusiasts and amateur prophets! This humble abode is dedicated to serving the most divine of brews: tea. The kind that flows like a river of liquid wisdom, the kind that warps the fabric of space and time.
Our founder, Professor P. Bottomsworth, has spent decades studying the ancient art of tea-omancy. Using his trusty crystal ball, he has predicted the most crucial of events: the perfect brewing ratio of Earl Grey to cream.
But be warned: once you enter this realm, you'll never look at tea the same way again. The tea will flow, and the prophecies will come to pass.
Read the Prophecies of the First Tea Prophet Read the Prophecies of the Second Tea Prophet